One of the things that drives me crazy about my little Beast is his predilection for putting his feet places that they don't belong. He loves to put them on my face when I'm changing his diaper (yes, he's still in diapers. I know, I know!) And they always find their way onto the kitchen table during meals (Ewww!). He hooks them like fingers around the knobs on our kitchen drawers in order to climb onto the countertops and stand barefoot browsing through the cupboards. And he even uses them as utensils, as seen at this recent post:
But the thing he most loves to do with his dirty, nasty porkchop feet is put them on his baby sister. Here is a photo montage of just a few of the many, many times I've caught him rubbing his stinky piggy toes on my poor Beauty's face:
Do you notice the smirk of devilish glee he wears while torturing Beauty this way? Seriously, what the %@*#?! Can't he just keep his feet to himself?
If you liked this post, check out my past editions of What the %@*#?! Wednesday here, here and here!
63 comments:
I literally giggled at all the photos. This reminds me of how my sister must've been with me when I was a boo like beauty. Adorable kids :)
Oh my gosh, I just totally lol at "pork chop feet"! I don't know which is worst: the picture of him chewing on his feet or him torturing poor little bitty Beauty! Good thing he's such a handsome little man or he'd be in a lot of trouble :)
AJ used to put his feet all over KJ when she was a baby, and still can torture her by acting like he will touch her with his feet. It is quite funny (at least a little bit)
My word! Look at him gnaw on that toe! Talk about flexible!
Oh my gosh, this is the cutest and funniest post ever!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, this is no accident, at least you don't have to tell him off for biting his toenails....
Thanks for stopping by my blog today! I think you and I would have an interesting playdate with our, um, lovely boys (mine did the foot thing to his sister, too. What's up with that?) Oh, and I love Angie Smith's blog (I see that you're a Sunday!)
That is so funny--- my son is the same way. The poor babies with dirty feet in their faces all the time-- eeww!
Haha! You know.. my husbands 19 year old sisters still bites her toenails.. its gross!!!
*snort* This is just too funny. I so enjoyed it. Looks like he does too.
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I'm really laughing because you really do HAVE evidence! So funny and so cute..what if he doesn't "out grow" this? LOL
They don't out grow that...ever!!
OH MY GOODNESS! Too funny!
My favorite part was that you called them porkchop feet!! Hee hee!
Cute kids! Thanks for visiting - I am a Washingtonian. We live in Bellingham!! ;-)
So funny - I'm totally appreciating my girls right now :)
That's hilarious!!
OMG! I HATE feet. Even my kids feet. Maybe my sister did this to me when I was a baby and that is why I can't stand feet now. (but the facial expressions are adorable)
What a HOOT!
OMG You're entire post made me giggle!
(and don't feel bad about not potty training yet...it's better than having your 3yo pee on everything...because he can...)
That is way to funny! I thought my daughter was bad with her feet all over her brother, but it's nothing like what you have to deal with!
This is hilarious! I especially love the picture where he contorting himself in his carseat to stick his feet on Beauty's face.
Don't worry about potty training. My daughter would have nothing to do with it and then trained herself in a week once she decided it was a good idea...
I seriously look forward to this post every week. You never disappoint...it is always too funny!!
How funny. My son likes to stick his feet in the cat's face...:-) On the bright side, he sure is flexible..I mean being able to bite your own toe nails..wow...lol!
funny! I like how you collected lots of "evidence" :-)
carma
OK--that's just hilarious! Sick, but funny! I wonder why he likes doing that so much?! ;)
By the way, totally okay to laugh at my daughter gluing herself to a pad of paper. I did! So did her uncle, her dad, her grandma, her great aunt......
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love the name and how you document in such an interesting way....
beautiful.
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LOL to funny
I especially love the one where they are in the carseats. His face is hilarious. I just saw that you won a great prize over at SITS. Congrats!
Oh, it is only the begining! :)
Looks like he knows how to get some attention! For some reason kids love to get attention by doing the things they know drive us nuts. Why is that?
hee, hee! I totally relate!
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oh no that is funny....but yes gross too!!!!
i am not a fan of feet either....even if they are cute little boy/girl feet!!!!
oh, but it is cute and kinda funny. LOL.
That is both hilarious and gross to me! I HATE FEET! I ONLY like feet up until they are about 5 then I am done! He is too cute and looks to be a little ornery!
Those pictures are so funny!
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This completely cracks me up!!!
Haha..You made my day. Thanks for sharing!
oh my dear, this really is to funny!!! I love it.
OK, I was just catching up with your blog and noticed you have a TON of followers!!! So I thought, "Wow, she must've been blogging for awhile now." But I looked back at your archive and it's only been since January. How in the heck did you get that many followers???
Anyway, love the montage. Hilarious. : )
How funny. He has a thing with his feet. Hopefully that doesn't turn into some freaky foot fetish later in life. Of course my mind goes there. I know. Weird.
That is hilarious! I nearly woke my kiddo up laughing at it! I can't believe you managed to catch so many different pictures of it. Is that a gonna be a baby book section? :)
Oh my...I couldn't help but laugh!! I could imagine my lil bug doing the same thing right now if she had a lil bro or sis (this is the child that walks behind mommy all the time so she can kiss mommy's butt) LOL..very cute blog!
blessings...
This is my first time on your blog. Hilarious! I had two under two too...it's a tough, fun world! I love the feet thing...my two older ones are both obsessed with putting their feet on/near/around the baby!
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ewwwww on the feet! i'm glad you have all these great pictures, though :)
So funny!!
Brothers are GROSS! Enough said! Poor Beauty!
That was a good laugh! I love this post!
He knows EXACTLY what he is doing!
I love that car seat shot -- very nice!
That's commitment.
Boys are trouble!! Tell Beauty to give those sausages a bite, that'll teach 'em!
Holy smokes you've picked up a gazillion followers dear Carebear! How will I compete for your attention with all those other folks vying for it too??
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P.S. congrats on your SITS contest win yesterday!
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Oh my...the one in the car seats is freakin hysterical!!!
I have to say that I share Blog Baby's concern, Carebear. Now that you are a celebrity blogger, will you still remember the little people? Those that loved you first?
Great post! Although I think you are going to have to replace the super cute photo in your header with one from this post. Show the beast as his true self. :)
-Francesca
Haha, that picture of him sticking his foot in the baby's car seat has me cracking up! Aren't boys great?
Great pictures!
Oh my!
Okay, collect these 'feet' pictures, put them all specifically in a book, and then when he's older and dating BAM - built in threat. You're ahead of the teenage game.
Is it weird that I, too, like to put my feet on people's face? No? TMI?
Oh my goodness, I can't stop laughing over those pictures!!!
Funny about the feet. He definately puts them everywhere, I do alot with my feet like keeping things up with my toes, I developed that habit when big and pregnant :) ha! Hopefully his sister will get used to it :)
Cindy
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Thanks for the post comment.These pictures made me laugh...too funny..boys will be boys! :)
This was SO funny! I was laughing out loud! SITSta
Oh my, he's quite the character! I just love the picture of him sticking his foot into Beauty's car seat. What the heck is he thinking? Hil.ar.ious!
You are hilarious! My middle daughter is weird about her feet too and they are big and fat! Funny stuff.
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