Shocked, I asked him "What did you say?"
He repeated it clear as a bell. I tried to stay disapproving, but could barely hold back laughter. I said, "Go tell Dad what you said."
I followed him into the kitchen where he repeated the curse to Dad. Dad asked, "Where did you learn that word?"
I thought for sure he was going to blame Dad or Auntie or some character on television, but no. Without a second's hesitation, the little Beast pointed an accusing finger at me and said matter-of-factly, "From Mommy."
Oops. Busted by a two-year old.