The other day as I was getting out of the shower, the little Beast came running into the bathroom covered in goo up to his elbows. He thrust his hands toward me and said with pride lighting up his face, "Look, Mommy, I got shampoo!" On closer inspection, I noticed the goo covered not only his hands and arms, but was rubbed in his hair as though he had tried to wash with it. I knew whatever the slimy substance was, it couldn't be shampoo, as all our bottles had been safe in the shower with me. I asked the little Beast to show me where he'd found this "shampoo," so he led me into my own bedroom to the far side of my unmade bed, and opened the drawer to my nightstand. Then he reached into the drawer and with a triumphant flourish handed me ... An empty bottle of KY Jelly!
"See, Mom, shampoo!" he gleefully shrieked as I fell onto the goo-covered bed laughing hysterically.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
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3 comments:
Hilarious! :) You are a great writer, Cari! Keep it up, I look forward to reading more posts. :) -Jayna
whatever works, huh?? too funny!
Oh crap! That is freaking funny. Perhaps if you win you might want to put it somewhere else! Thank god you didn't have company!
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