I have a 6-year old cousin we'll call Miss SmartyPants. She is the sweetest, most precocious child I've ever known. She will surely make many appearances on this blog because of the funny things she says. Here is a favorite of mine:
One day while driving in the car, Miss SmartyPants' mommy was telling a story about her own childhood. This led to the following conversation:
Miss SP: Where was I when you were a little girl, mom?
Mommy: You weren't born yet.
Miss SP: I know, but where was I?
Mommy: I don't know.
Miss SP: (quietly) Heavens?
Mommy: Yes, I guess we start and end in Heaven.
Miss SP: Do you take an airplane to Heavens?
Mommy: No, the angels come and take you after you die. They take your soul.
Miss SP: Do you hang upside down?
Mommy: (really baffled, trying to figure her line of reasoning) No, honey, why would you hang upside down?
Miss SP: Well, if the angels take you by your soles, you'd be upside down, right?!?
Monday, January 26, 2009
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